world’s largest ear of corn? hell yes.
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nightmare fuel, anyone?
hey! i’m new to the tumblr scene, so, to constitute an introduction, i’m Alanna. and this is… my blog? if you were dissauded by the title, i don’t do, nor have i ever done, anything even remotely drug-related. this is not an antidrug blog, although i don’t support drug use. the title is simply a Dandy Warhols reference. if you know what i’m talking about, funky fresh. you’re in the right place. if you don’t… google it. i’m pro-google… what is with this bing crap? i firmly resent the use of any search engine that isn’t google. anyway, this bloggish clusterfuck will be a collection of assorted thoughts i have about what i like, what i love, what i think is dumb, what i hate, and what makes me crap myself laughing. these things often come in combinations. it may seem eccentric, and my wording is often confusing because i sometimes subconsciously assume people are thinking the same thing i’m thinking, so i won’t include crucial information. it’s a problem. so, if one of my posts is, like, weird shit that makes no sense… tell me. also, tell me if anything here sounds dum (intentionally mispelled for effect) because i am a firm believer in not saying or doing stupid things unless it’s a holiday. okay, i think that’s all(: peace out.